What facebook feels like on ur birthday.
She is not “my girl.”
She belongs to herself. And I am blessed, for with all her freedom, she still comes back to me, moment-to-moment, day-by-day, and night-by-night.
How much more blessed can I be?"
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
i think whats wrong with the world is that we are all to busy destroying ourselves to love one another
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
I love how you can actually concentrate for that
How to get into college in 1983: get good grades
How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects
Then how do they expect a single student to learn all the subjects fuck
my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
but the real question is has nemo found himself
having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch